Remember when I told you I didn’t care about winning a BMA… I lied. I want one. I want that validation. I need it. I need to feel loved. No one has ever loved me like the internet and now is the chance to show and prove and put your love and support where it matters.

We don’t make money here. This is like an NPR pledge drive. We even have less Faraone this year than ever before. We’re killing shit right now. We really are. Vote for us. (or go fuck yourself). I’m begging you.

on second thought — I just want to get drunk and make a fool of myself at the party.

Here is the campaign:

VOTE FRESH PRODUCE
VOTE JUMP THE TURN STYLE
VOTE DJ KNIFE

VOTE