tumblr pussy

listen .. it’s 2011. if you ain’t getting laid .. it’s on you.

Seriously it’s so fucking easy to find pussy in 2011 it almost makes me angry. Remember how when you were in high school and girls used to say shit like “why is okay for a guy to sleep with like 10 girls, but if a girl does it she is called a whore or a slut“. Guess what. No one calls these girls whores / sluts anymore. They call them normal. I can trip into pussy in any bar in Allston right now. I mean, if you have the slightest twinge of game you can get laid in 2011.

anyway.. where am I going with this? Hear me out..

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One thing I’ve always hated about porn is the scripted storyline porn. I like that gonzo shit. I want to see girls in natural settings getting fucked in their natural whorish ways. I want them to seem like they enjoy what is happening to them, like they are in charge of the situation.. they are sluts and they love it. The only porn I would probably enjoy more is seemingly innocent girls forced into sexual slavery and degraded, basically real rape shit.. but i think even posting that in public is grounds to make me register as a sex offender.. so I won’t go into that dark side of my sexuality that deep. (no homo for good measure).

So anyway.. for those that don’t know. Tumblr has revolutionized the still photo game for porn. I know what you’re thinking – “Still photos? Trees .. really?”. But hear me out. Every chick has a camera on their cell phone. Every chick or maybe not EVERY but like 85% of chicks 23 and under are retarded so they will naturally be convinced at some point to take nudes of themselves and send it to someone they think actually cares about them. They think dudes actually give a shit about them, like there isn’t next slut with better nudes in the wings.

Anyway, Tumblr has amassed the greatest collection of self-photo’d chicks on the planet. These are amazing. There are literally hundreds of free tumblrs with thousands of retarded sluts barely 18 baring all for the camera.. I mean.. it’s almost infinite. Why do I like these? It’s real. Some are self-submitted (don’t give me that “it’s art shit” .. in my day, these girls were called sluts). It’s boyfriends, girlfriends, exes, or friends hacking into the phones of loved ones or former loved ones and betraying them by submitting their nudes to the internet. I would say that 80% aren’t even hacks. These girls at one point gave these to people they trusted. Not only is it amateur, real porn.. there are devious betrayals of trust. I mean, I have amassed a collection of pics from former girls I’ve fucked over the years.. but I would never submit them to IsAnyoneUp? or FuckYeahSelfShooters.. I mean.. I wouldn’t. Would I?

I pray to mythical jesus that I never have a daughter.

2 Responses to “tumblr pussy”

  1. Silvamore Says:

    Word to everything you said. Tumblr and self-shooters forever

  2. Yng Lemonada Says:

    thank you for this post treez, def restored my faith in what the internet is capable of

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