There’s nothing that really turns me on more than incest.
I mean, I can’t count how many times I’ve looked over at my Dad and just thought to myself – “holy shit, imagine how wonderful it would be to fuck my dad!”. There’s truly nothing more beautiful than sharing your bed with someone that helped raise you from birth. Truly nothing so special as the moment you cross the line from mother / son to lovers. I believe many of you here have been molested by a relative at some point.. and it was probably the hottest moment (sexually) of your lives. AM I RIGHT?
Which is why this story warms my heart.
You see this happy couple? Well, they are related. Yup. Phil (the dude), is hitting that 72 year old smoking hot piece of tail, which also happens to be his fucking grandmother. Her name is Pearl. She gave birth to Phil’s mom. That’s right. Phil comes home from work everyday and fucks his grandma. She seduced him, and he went all in. Fuck it.
Pearl told New Idea magazine: “From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship.
“For the first time in years I felt sexually alive.”
It was during their second week together, after dinner and wine, that Pearl made her move.
“I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him,” she added.
“I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.”
Phil revealed: “I wanted to kiss her there and then. My feelings were overwhelming.
“I love Pearl with all my heart. I’ve always been attracted to older women and I think Pearl is gorgeous. Now I’m going to be a dad and I can’t wait.
“Yes, we get laughed at and bullied when we go out and kiss in public but we don’t care. You can’t help who you fall for.”
And thankfully, when Pearl dies in a few years from old age or bad karma, her great-grandson / son will be able to carry on the family name. Then hopefully, old man Phil can fuck him too.. and the incestuous cycle will repeat forever with cousins/sons and uncles/greatgrandsons/son/daughter combinations until their DNA is so intertwined and blurred with each other they giving birth to nothing but mounds of flesh and organs and slime and someone actually gives birth to themselves.
And yes.. I know what you’re thinking. America is a fucked up place. Well, thankfully this is happening in the New Zealand.. So we can breathe a sigh of relief. For once Americans don’t lead the weird parade.
Grammy is from Indiana. Story makes sense now.