Eminem’s New Album Relapsed Right Into My Trash Can
In the past 24 hours JumpTheTurnstyle.com has become the hottest blog on the internet. Our traffic has skyrocketed. Our readership has nearly tripled.
Well.. a few months ago I made a post about my lack of interest in Eminem’s upcoming album Relapse. That album leaked online yesterday. Go ahead and Google “Eminem Relapse Leak” .. JumpTheTurnstyle is the second listing from the top (we sooo fucking major…). Now, we’re not hosting the leak, nor do we plan to.. however, I’ve downloaded the album and listened to it. I stand by the fact that I was once a HUUGE Eminem fan but..
Sorry but it’s true. The album leaked. It’s 75% trash. Every video he has dropped does not entertain me. In fact, I feel sorry for him. He has no idea what his fans want anymore..
So everyone that commented on this post verbally butt-fucking him needs to check themselves.
Especially you, “suckadickfag“ who intelligently responded with the following:
“wow! U would right a bunch of shit dissin somebody who helped save hip hop! Eminem himself has sold 80 million records worldwide and artsist he has signed have sold a total of over 30 some million worldwide! so if u have an opinion keep it to ur bitch ass self! Real talk i bet ur wanna those dudes who just rides the shit out of waynes dick huh??? talkin bout wigger shit! wow! i bet your fuckin have sheets hangin in ur closet u stupid klan mutha fucka!!! DIE haha”
and you “methiacal“.. who I can only assume is the type of frail faggot white boy who uses the term “my niggas” to refer to your fellow white wigger friends. WHO COMPARES EMINEM AND 2PAC? I mean.. really? REALLY???? Do you look out your window and see people smoking crystal meth? Are there more trailers in your hometown than houses? I’m betting at least one of your family members is married to a cousin and / or showed up to the wedding in a pair of denim overalls. Amirite?
“I walked into my boys house one day in the middle of an argument (respectivly) about who was the better rapper… eminem or 2pac… so they all look at me the second I walk in the door and ask me to decide since the room was split 50 50. you know what I said? eminem is the best rapper. of course half the room went off but then I said… (but listen) eminem is lyrically the best rapper because of the way he puts words together and switches his flows… 2pac was one of the greatest “poets” that ever lived. and everyone shut up after that and said very well said… you may not have to like the beats but I didn’t like 99.99 percent of any of 2pacs beats. but the lyrics that go over any beat that em or pac ever did was amazing. with 2pacs poetic rap style and with em’s lyrical genius you CAN’T argue with it without making yourself look like a moron. listen to the lyrics and way he puts words together. most rappers you could even think about comparing him to can’t do half the stuff em can! I promise you!”
Let me repeat one choice quote:
“with 2pacs poetic rap style and with em’s lyrical genius you CAN’T argue with it without making yourself look like a moron“
and then there’s “tom” with the oh-so-clever and thought provoking counter-point,
“YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING CUNTS. AND WHO EVER POSTED THIS AND THE DUMB COMMENT NEEDS TO GET A LIFE OR FUCKIN DIE. BICHES.”
It’s amazing that a post I made months ago is still garnering traffic from Eminem Stans. And do you know why? It’s obvious really.. I tagged the post: “Eminem Relapse Leak”.
So all of you fucking “FANS” are looking to download his album anyway. Guess what.. that wigger don’t want you as freeloader or a fan. He needs your fucking McDonalds paycheck cashing, sister fucking, current/former juggalo, nickel bag of weed selling to your friends cash $$$ to make that happen. Michael Jackson sold more records but it costs money to keep molding your skin to look like the atypical space alien celebrity that he is degenerating into.
Listen, I liked Eminem. He is.. or rather.. was, a genius. But I mean, how can I still support a dude who stole his whole 2009 flow from this fucker right here: