DMX on Celebrity Rehab
Dark Man X will reportedly join the cast of VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab” once his stint for drug and animal cruelty charges in Arizona is up, according to the New York Post. In other words, for once, this show will be worth watching. Seeing distinguished gray Dr. Drew crumble to dust under X’s steely gaze will be one of the only reasons to check for the third season of this infinitely funny/depressing show. How do you rehab somebody who speaks directly with God, who tells him to abuse animals? How do you get through to someone who can convince himself he’s a federal agent at a moment’s notice? Stay tuned.