Sleezy Of The Week: E-Stalking Karmaloop Models (Part 1 of a 10 Part Series)
Can you believe this girl drank from the same reservoirs of tap water that all the rest of you mutants sip from who live in Marlborough Massachusetts? She breathes the same air that has forced so many New England women to look like full grown versions of Billy Redden with hair. Shit, Brother Ali in the post right below this one looks more attractive than half of the estrogen filled man childs that pass off as women in New England.
How is this possible? How did such an attractive woman grow from the inbred grains that have produced some of the ugliest women per capita in all of the world? I mean is it possible the Irish genes have never touched her bloodline? The pan-faced, thin lipped, translucent skin ginger genes that have cursed this area for the last 400 years have not seeped into her genetic code?
For the love of god, this woman needs to breed with everyone in a 500 mile radius. We need to up the quality of bitches here, not just for us to plow through as decrepit elderly and lonely middle-aged date rapists, but for our illegitimate children! I want one of my deadbeat sons to have a chance @ scoring with one of her offsprings. We need more women like this to advance our local species and New England’s standing in the world.
I implore this model to please, PLEASE, freeze a healthy supply of your fertile eggs and let us raise an army of female offspring from your genetic makeup! You hold the key that will allow New England to be mentioned in the same categories as: Sao Paolo, Phoenix, Miami, Paris, and Los Angeles.
Now I realize this is a “hip hop” blog, and a lot of you dickheads will be commenting about her “lack of ass”. Shut up and Fuck you! Do not taint this for me! Just sit back, and enjoy the finest specimen that white race in New England has produced since we started sleeping with non-whites. This is 21 year old Karmaloop Model Kelly Karloff