So, as Trees pointed out in this week’s Comment of the Weak, Mike Ecko is out for blood; I experienced this firsthand last night. As I was sitting on my couch, eating buffalo wings and watching “3 Ninjas”, I received a call from an unknown number.

Because I don’t answer calls from blocked numbers, I let it go to voice mail and was pleasantly surprised about an hour later to hear the angelic voice of Mike Ecko when checking my messages. Mike’s point is a bit lost due to the mangled reception and lack of communication skills that he possesses, but I could infer from his tone that he was not pleased. I’ve included the most audible portion of the message:

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mike-ecko-message

The one interesting word that I could understand in Mike’s message was “youtube”, so I decided to find out what he was so upset about. Apparently, someone called Mike’s house, had a short conversation with his mother when he found out that Mike wasn’t home, and posted this conversation on youtube. This innocuous interaction is what’s gotten Mike’s panties in a bunch. I’m not sure why Mike would think that I am the person who uploaded the video since the person from the video clearly identifies himself as “Devin”, but we’ve all seen the logical inconsistencies of Michael’s brain in the past, so whatever. I decided to contact MrDoovin, the person who uploaded the video, asking him to make it clear that he and I are not the same person, so that I may avoid awkward phone calls and messages in the future. See below:

It seems to me like Mr. Ecko should be more upset by the hazing that he’s received on the UGHH message boards than anything relating to his mother. Check it out here, here, and here. Also be sure to take a look at the hilarious instant messenger conversation that Mike had with another guy on the UGHH message boards where Mike tries to convince him to upload random software to his computer, then informs him that he “wanna get up in a ass yo”, slangs hate to DJ ON & ON, and states “get ill rape ya pussy”. It’s a must read.

I’d like to close with an open letter to DJ Mike Ecko:

Mike,

Stop it.

Regards,

The Dance